DAN'S CAR PARTS EMPIRE

Hi my name is Dan and what I do is I buy cars that come up for cheap on the internet and car forums and then I keep all the cool bits off them and put them onto one of my many project cars and the rest of it what I do is stockpile it in my house and freezer and loft and in the garden but when people come round for a BBQ I just be like "oh shit what happened out here? I must have been robbed or someone's crashed a car into my garden, I'll just nip inside to report it to the police" but then I goes onto the GTi6 website and quickly lists loads of bits for sale whilst people are waiting for me to cook burgers secretly in the oven, also what I do is tell people their cars are unrepairable and suck air in through my teeth and offer to take it off their hands for £50 and then make £1000 profit on it but it's always hard to store so many parts at my castle so I find myself keeping empty food boxes and stocking the cupboards up with genuine food boxes but which contain Peugeot parts so every time a fit bird stays over and I slam her in the back bedroom and then in the morning she goes down to get some Weetabix and pours it into a Peter Pan bowl (cos I used all the good bowls for draining oil into and washing vital engine components) all that comes out of the box is locking wheel nuts so it's really quite funny but this basically emphasises how important and thorough I am with my parts regime so if you do need anything give me a shout on the GTi6 website because I'm sure to have any parts you need
Here's a photo of my workshop

If you look carefully you can see a genuine 136-tooth genuine XU10J4RFS timing belt kit (well, Dayco branded) on the left just under the oven

Also I have a dog